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1. Vinita*
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2013 8:02pm UTC
   *doing stretches*
   Teacher:Hold this stretch for 10 seconds
   Me:one purple unicorn, two purple unicorn
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 33 points
2. CaitlinAtTheDisco*
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 7:34pm UTC
   3 reasons to stand up
   1. to stretch
   2. to go somewhere
   3. you're the real slim shady
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

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