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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    Nutrition Facts
    All the foods I like:
    Servings per container: Idk, you'll get fat anyway
    aa
    Based on % daily values:
    fat 12 %
    more fat 10 %
    calories 39 %
    oh look at that, more calories7 %
    crushed dreams13 %
    the blood of your enemies 10 %
    Justin beiber's hair 3 %
    pounds of sugar 5 %
    honey boo boo's nose hair 1 %
    *Percents are based on average statistics. The amounts may be lower depending on how popular or beautiful you are.
    We are not responsible for increased weight gain and/or death

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