Spock Quotes

98angelblue*
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September 20, 2013 1:20pm UTC

Okay so I'm a very insecure person.
And I'm insecure about almost every part of my body.
I wear clothes that cover as much as my body as possible.
I cut my hair so that it covered up my face but I could still see.
I started wearing hats a lot because I'm insecure about my hair.
And now I'm even becoming insecure with my neck.
My neck.
It's outrageous.
Anyways.
So I'm also very insecure about my smile.
My teeth are weird, my smile looks stupid.
I just don't smile anymore because of it.
So the other day in school my gym teacher and I had a conversation.
Teacher: Heidi, why are you mad at me?
Me: What are you talking about?
Teacher: You look so angry so I'm wondering what I did wrong.
Me: I have no reason to be angry at you.
Teacher: So you aren't mad at me?
Me: No.
Teacher: So why do you look mad?
Me: Apparently I naturally look angry.
Teacher: Can I see you smile?
Me: No.
Teacher: Fine then Spock.
Me: Spock?
Teacher: Because you won't smile. I'm going to call you Spock from now on.
And then my teacher walked away from me.
So then today in gym class I had to go to the bathroom due to...girl issues... and we weren't doing anything in gym so I went to the teacher.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Will you smile to me?
Then I stared at him in the eyes.
Me: No.
Teacher: Well I guess you aren't going to the bathroom.
And then he walked away.
It just pïsses me off so much because he doesn't know why I refuse to smile.
Maybe I have a jaw problem and it hurts to smile.
Maybe someone close to me just died an hour ago and I'm devistated.
Or maybe I'm extremely insecure about my smile and wouldn't want to further humiliate myself.
And now it's like I'm being punished for it.

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Jillian Marie*
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September 11, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Q: How many ears does Spock have?
A: Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier.

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EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
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September 1, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors

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