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1. 98angelblue*
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2013 5:48am UTC
   I really hope my crush
   does no-shave-November
   because really though
   that stuff is hot
   
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2. 98angelblue*
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   October 28, 2013 8:37pm UTC
   The live versions of Boulevard of Broken Dreams and 21 Guns make me want to cry.
   
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3. 98angelblue*
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   October 28, 2013 7:57pm UTC
   Me: *scrolling through Witty*
   Me: *sees ad about how to quit smoking*
   Me: Oh thank god because that's exactly what I needed to know
   
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4. 98angelblue*
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   September 20, 2013 1:28pm UTC
   Last year when I was in Spanish class my teacher noticed that I was extremely antisocial and that I'm always sad looking.
   So she would always make jokes and try to make me smile but I refused for many reasons.
   Then one day I wrote out a bathroom pass and asked her to sign it.
   She took it from me and signed it and put her arm out to give it back to me.
   I went to take it but she pulled her hand back saying "Smile for me."
   I looked at her dead in the eye and said "No."
   She replied "No smile, no bathroom."
   So I just looked her dead in the eye for about 30 seconds, the entire classroom staring at me.
   Then my teacher said "Fine" and gave me the pass.
   I was walking out of the classroom and as I shut the door I heard my teacher whispering to my entire class
   "She hates everyone."
   
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5. 98angelblue*
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   September 20, 2013 1:20pm UTC
   Okay so I'm a very insecure person.
   And I'm insecure about almost every part of my body.
   I wear clothes that cover as much as my body as possible.
   I cut my hair so that it covered up my face but I could still see.
   I started wearing hats a lot because I'm insecure about my hair.
   And now I'm even becoming insecure with my neck.
   My neck.
   It's outrageous.
   Anyways.
   So I'm also very insecure about my smile.
   My teeth are weird, my smile looks stupid.
   I just don't smile anymore because of it.
   So the other day in school my gym teacher and I had a conversation.
   Teacher: Heidi, why are you mad at me?
   Me: What are you talking about?
   Teacher: You look so angry so I'm wondering what I did wrong.
   Me: I have no reason to be angry at you.
   Teacher: So you aren't mad at me?
   Me: No.
   Teacher: So why do you look mad?
   Me: Apparently I naturally look angry.
   Teacher: Can I see you smile?
   Me: No.
   Teacher: Fine then Spock.
   Me: Spock?
   Teacher: Because you won't smile. I'm going to call you Spock from now on.
   And then my teacher walked away from me.
   So then today in gym class I had to go to the bathroom due to...girl issues... and we weren't doing anything in gym so I went to the teacher.
   Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
   Teacher: Will you smile to me?
   Then I stared at him in the eyes.
   Me: No.
   Teacher: Well I guess you aren't going to the bathroom.
   And then he walked away.
   It just pïsses me off so much because he doesn't know why I refuse to smile.
   Maybe I have a jaw problem and it hurts to smile.
   Maybe someone close to me just died an hour ago and I'm devistated.
   Or maybe I'm extremely insecure about my smile and wouldn't want to further humiliate myself.
   And now it's like I'm being punished for it.
   
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6. 98angelblue*
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   September 15, 2013 8:33pm UTC
   I want to reconcile the violence in your heart
   I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask
   I want to exorcise the demons from your past
   I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart
   Muse - Undisclosed Desires
   
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7. 98angelblue*
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   September 8, 2013 9:10pm UTC
   Mom: You may like the band members' hair and looks but in 20 years you'll see pictures and say-
   Me: Look, kids, it's your father.
   Mom: What?
   Me: What?
   
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8. 98angelblue*
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   September 4, 2013 3:55pm UTC
   I haven't been this scared in a long time
   And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
   Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
   This world's and ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me
   Going Away to College - Blink-182
   
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9. 98angelblue*
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   September 4, 2013 3:11pm UTC
   So every morning I go to geometry for period 2.
   I'm always the first one there because my period 1 class is so close.
   Every morning my teacher says, "Good morning, Heidi."
   And I reply with a simple "Good morning."
   Then he asks, "How are you?"
   And I always reply with a simple "Okay" or "Fine" or even just "Eh."
   Then today when I said I was okay he said
   "One day I'm going to ask you that question and you're going to say that you're great."
   And I just shrugged and said "Eh."
   Then he looked at me and gave me a reassuring smile and said "I promise."
   Nobody probably gives a sh/t about this
   but I'm a person with very low self esteem
   and that just made my entire day.
   
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10. 98angelblue*
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    September 3, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    To fall in love and fall in debt
    To alcohol and cigarettes
    And Mary Jane to keep me insane,
    Doing someone else's cocaine
    -Jesus of Suburbia; Green Day
    
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11. 98angelblue*
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    August 26, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Watching the Sound of Music
    Me: I'll sing along.
    Maria: High on the hill was the lonely goatherd.
    Me: LAY EE YODEL LAY EE YODEL LAY HEE HOOOOOOOO
    
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12. 98angelblue*
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    August 26, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Me: *has leg hair that's 3/100000000000 of a centimeter long*
    Me: OMG IT'S LIKE THE AMAZON
    
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13. 98angelblue*
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    August 26, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    Did you ever wonder what if would be like if it were wrong to be straight and normal to be gay?
    Warning: This is super emotional and one of the few things that actually make me cry.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzFnV3vwqD0
    
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