Spaghetti Quotes

Miluiel*
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February 19, 2015 12:23pm UTC

sometimes you just need to eat cold spaghetti out of tupperware to survive

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flyingbacon7
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April 16, 2014 9:39pm UTC

Through my 18 years of life
I still haven't figured out
An attractive way to eat spaghetti

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flyingbacon7
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March 20, 2014 10:54pm UTC

I remember in 6th grade
This boy said my arms looked like spaghetti
And I so wanted to tell him
"Well can spaghetti punch you in the face"
I obviously didn't because I'm not a violent person
But seriously whenever I think of spaghetti I think of that moment

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thetypewriterspause
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January 22, 2014 7:25pm UTC

That Typical Teenager:
Never understanding why your mom won't make spaghetti tacos

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behindthissmirkxx
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January 9, 2014 9:13pm UTC

don't you hate when you'r dad eats all the speghatti..
i honestly thoguht i could trust him...

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 5, 2013 10:48pm UTC

A Poem
oh yum spaghetti
i like spaghetti
i had spaghetti for dinner

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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October 4, 2013 2:36pm UTC

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!

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LettingSecretsGo
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August 21, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.

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MusicIsMyLastHope
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August 6, 2013 12:38pm UTC

Let's ditch the party ignore everybody
And we'll make spaghetti and it'd be all heady
Like, ayeee ee ayee ee everything's gonna be alright, alright

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Halo Angel1*
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July 22, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Lasagna: Spaghetti flavored Cake

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DeathOfASon
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July 15, 2013 11:44am UTC

tumblr has turned me into some kind of warped humor snob
like someone will tell me an elaborate joke with a really good punchline and i’ll barely crack a smirk but if u say “when u mom com home and make the spageti" i will lose my shllit

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Dinocaulay
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June 21, 2013 8:14am UTC

Lasagna is just spaghetti cake...

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madisonmurrayisabully
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June 19, 2013 2:24am UTC

madison murray is so mean it makes me cry lots and lots. she is so rude. she once replaced my isulin with heroin. and she makes fun of me all the time. why just a few minutes ago she called me a f***uk... like why...just w...hy.. would u do that that hurts my heart a lot. and once she even told me.. get ready for this one.. that i was stupid!!! like wtf this is not okay freedom wasnt invented so u could be a meanie and stuff like that just does not fly with me so MADISON IF UR READING THIS AND U EVER BULLY ME AGAIN IM CALLING THE INTERNET POLICE

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