Slimshady Quotes

PandaPants
posted a quote
August 31, 2015 9:16pm UTC

I'll end this sh*t with a
F*CK YOU!
..but have a nice day!

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MusicMakesMyLife
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 11:24pm UTC

Have you ever loved someone
so much
you'd give an arm for?
{ Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for. }
When they know they're your heart.
And you know you are their armor.
& you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her.
But what happens when karma, turns right around and
bites you
And everything you stand for, turns on you,
despite you?

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

I changed my alarm to “the real slim shady” so in the morning when it goes “will the real slim shady please stand up”
I get out of bed

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emily_leah
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 8:05pm UTC

"Look. If you had...one shot. Or one opportunity...To sieze everything you ever wanted.
In one moment...would you capture it? Or just let it slip?
Yo, his plams are sweaty.
Knees weak arms are heavy.
There's vomit on his sweater
already, mom's spaghetti.
He's nervous, but on the
surface he looks calm and
ready to drop bombs but he
keeps on forgetting. What he
wrote down the whole crowd
goes so loud. He opens his
mouth but the words wont
come out. He's choking how?
Everybody's joking now. The
clock's run out. Time's up.
Over BLAOW!
Snap back to reality. Oh there
goes gravity. Oh there goes rabbit.
He choked he's so mad but he
won't give up that easy. No, he
won't have it. He knows when
he goes back to his mobile home
that's when it's back to the lab
again. Yo this whole raphsody.
Better go capture this moment
and hope it dont pass him."
#EMINEM

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emily_leah
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 6:07pm UTC

"I'm single now.
Got no ring on this finger now.
I'll never let another chick
bring me down.
In a relationship, save it b/tch.
Babysit, you make me sick.
Superman aint savin' sh/t.
Girl you can jump on Shady's d/ck."
#EMINEM

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 7:34pm UTC

3 reasons to stand up
1. to stretch
2. to go somewhere
3. you're the real slim shady

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