Sitdown Quotes

dunner*
posted a quote
August 19, 2014 6:57am UTC

To the pretentious fellow that takes every single little thing into offense. Yeah, you know who you are.
CALM. THE. F*CK. DOWN.
Christ we're just talking about topperware don't need to go all ballistic.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 3:40pm UTC

Me and my friend talking about the Janoskians
Friend: I always pronounced Beau correctly. (Bow)
Me: I used to call him Beau (Buew).
Friend: Wow, not a real fan...
Me: I based it off of how I pronounced beautiful. I don't go around saying bowtiful, now do I?

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 1:10am UTC

go home and take a shower
sit on the floor of the shower
and wait until you run out of hot water.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 1:08pm UTC

sit down, take a deep breath, and remember that everything is going to be okay. hjgbhr hghghgh urhighuigh

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 4:22pm UTC

you're not a hippie flower child. you are a 16 year old in the year 2013 in a pac sun tunic sit down.

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josie*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:50am UTC

When you sit down and
your legs flatten out to
the size of Russia.
Format by Breeze

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk,
and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 12:47pm UTC

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk,
and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

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