Singlelife Quotes

FreakingPip*
posted a quote
September 16, 2014 4:45pm UTC

My friend (talking to me):
I feel like everyone's in a relationship. Except you.
Me:
Wow, way to make me feel good about myself.

polaroidmgc*
posted a quote
July 18, 2014 5:04am UTC

Look at all these humans,
walking around in pairs.

Phishy
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 1:52pm UTC

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Nothing because I'm single

KaylaJolynn
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 9:59am UTC

When you delete my messages without my permission... be prepared for a break up notification, and world war III

Nicole🙊*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Does anyone ever feel like the one friend that doesn't know what it's like to be in a relationship? or is it just me...... #livingthesinglelife

JustBr3athe
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 9:36pm UTC

some people worry too much about having a boyfriend/ girlfriend. I understand but dang don't you wanna be free?

Cotect336
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 6:25am UTC

I'm single because...
• I already have food
• People are confusing as f*ck
• I'm never good enough
• The person i like never likes me back

wannabebeautiful
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 1:13am UTC

gets my first boyfriend since the seventh grade.
breaks up with me five days later.
solid

Envelope24
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 8:16pm UTC

You're finally glad you live the single life.
How delightful.

JustBr3athe
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 10:09am UTC

For once I actually don't have a crush

Bec*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 1:47am UTC

Three weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
Next life: single

AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 9:04pm UTC

February 14
Is also S.A.D. day which stands for
Single Awarness Day

ukfangirl
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 4:47pm UTC

It's almost Valentine's day--
The holiday we all Love to
Hate.

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