Sidewalk Quotes

Emma Is Not My Name*
posted a quote
September 13, 2014 7:40am UTC

Dear sidewalk
Please get wider..
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND FEELING EXCLUDED

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite
direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

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^_^*
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 1:09pm UTC

I'm that friend that has to walk
behind others when the sidewalk
doesn't fit a group of 3

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Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Omg so yesterday me and my friend were walking
around town and it was raining. Not like hard, more like sprinkling. All of a sudden as we walked past this house, a big blast of water hit my leg and I jumped and turned around and this little boy whom I've never seen before started spraying me with his big squirt gun. This little 5 year old I would say. Chasing two 15 year olds. I wish I was young again..

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haannnahhhh
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 11:59pm UTC

♥ Drop everything now.
Meet me in the pouring rain
k i s s m e o n t h e s i d e w a l k,
take away the pain,
Cause I see sparks fly
whenever you smile.♥

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Am I the only one
who uses side walk chalk
to make a ton of colourfull dust
than rubs it into the ground
?

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 2:49am UTC

Dear sidewalk, please get wider, sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded
format credit rajsonkar

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 12:35pm UTC

A big shout out to all the side walks.
Thanks for keeping me off the streets

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jariley*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Kiss me on the sidewalk
take away the pain♥.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:09pm UTC

so today I was walking outside and I thought of a really funny quote to put on witty but then I got distracted by a line on the sidewalk and forgot it. Like honestly why do bad things happen to good people whyyy

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sidneyxo
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:39pm UTC

"Dear sidewalk,
Please get bigger.
Sincerely,
the third-wheel friend feeling left out"
Awkward moment when you would still be left out even if the sidewalk was bigger...

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