Shop Quotes

DJ*
posted a quote
January 3, 2016 9:16pm UTC

"Shop online, you never know
what you will find. It never hurts
to treat yourself to something that
catches your eye, cheers!"
~derekajames

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KE
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April 18, 2014 3:09pm UTC

“Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.”
-Blair Waldorf

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EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Walking into a shop like'Eeeewww...people!'

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EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 3:08pm UTC

I have decided to only shop online.
I go outside and get judged on my flaws

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 2:40pm UTC

CINDERELLA IS PROOF THAT A NEW
PAIR OF SHOES CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

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kelly*
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September 8, 2013 3:14am UTC

it's time for Leonardo DiCaprio to give up his acting career and open up a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino

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ScottishSnarl
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 10:22pm UTC

I went to a coffee shop today
and the sign said
"Today's barista is he//a gay
and he//a single"
and I couldn't stop laughing.

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YouNeedALifeBruv*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 2:35pm UTC

*Walks into a door shop* MONSTERS INC IS REAL

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 7:59am UTC

Self check out is the most annnoying thing ever.
1. She talks like a GPS system!
2. It always makes me go get help of a worker.
3. For some reason there is always an 'unexpected item' in bagging area.
4. They don't have a barcode for every item.
5. People that are waiting for you give you dirty looks.
._.

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NikiBabieXx
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 12:46pm UTC

Just me who gets offended when the shopkeeper lifts up your note to. the light to see if its fake.
cheeky w@nks

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 8:51pm UTC

I just love those
specsaver ads :)

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Demilovatoismyhero
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 1:10pm UTC

I want to be pregnant so bad. I want to feel my baby kick, move and grow <3 I want to get ultrasounds, find out what i'm having and shop for my bub. I can't wait for those days to come! <3

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brookeleigh626
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June 13, 2013 9:54pm UTC

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet.. c;

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amyrox101
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:53am UTC

The Walmart Game:
You can only buy three items. Which items will you buy to freak the cashier out the most?

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
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June 5, 2013 8:16pm UTC

So today at school, I saw this **** being rude to a really quiet girl, calling her names and stuff.
I stood a few feet away from the shy girl, and when the **** walked away, I just blurted in my manly voice:
"Dam. That's a cold a** honkie." From Thrift Shop, since it was stuck in my head.
The girl turned around and stared at me in shock.
I shrugged, and, being the ret'ard I am, bounced my knees and sang:
"Do do do do do dooo Do do do!" The tune from Thrift shop.
The girl started laughing.
Her name is Alanyiss, but I call her Alana.
We're friends now.
:)

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