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February 14, 2014 12:18pm UTC

It's Valentines Day, and I'm doing nothing Just hanging out with American Horror Story:Asylum boxset I can feel insanity looming

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February 9, 2014 8:49am UTC

When people give me that Worried look because I tell them I love Tate Langdon I remind them I'm Not a phsychopath.

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February 8, 2014 4:14pm UTC

You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky As we walk in fields Of Gold

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August 12, 2013 5:37pm UTC

dont look at me
i'm not fit you see
i'm not a clone
they think i should be left alone

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August 11, 2013 2:28pm UTC

you might think i'm a fool
but i'm ahead of you all
so just wait, for the final curtain call

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August 11, 2013 2:22pm UTC

o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o
i swear
the next time someone says "get over it"
to something i feel strongly about
Mhm. i will personally point the paranormal activity demon your direction.
o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o●o
not my format.

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August 9, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Looking at my new man, wish it was you?
But you're dead now
Sign of the cross on ya chest and ya head now
Guilty is what you pled now
this rap reminded me of the nicki i loved, hopefully she's back.
like if you are a fan of nicki.

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May 28, 2013 10:17am UTC

Superbad : Fake ID Part2.
Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future ped*phile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, as*-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fu**ing strategy, all right?
Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!
Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FU**ING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F**K!
- i own none of the material

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May 28, 2013 10:11am UTC

Superbad : Fake ID Part1.
Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the FU*K would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fu**ing book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb fu**ing name!
Fogell: F**k you.
Just legendary.
look at my next quote for the next part.
i own none of this.

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May 28, 2013 10:05am UTC

wanna be cool?
get fake arrested
like McLovin
THAT SHOULD WORK!

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May 27, 2013 9:17pm UTC

*Joey drilling walls, startling Chandler*
Joey : Oh sorry, did I get yah?
Chandler : No! You didn't get me! It's an electric drill, you get me you KILL me!
- F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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May 27, 2013 8:54pm UTC

And I said don't cry it'll be okay
It's just gonna be tough through this stage
Just hold my hand and I'll show you the way
I'll help you break your way outta this cage
Chorus x2
Just don't let the tears take over
This is what happens when life gets colder
If you need relief just lean on my shoulder, yeah yeah yeah
And yeah I been through it all
I've walked down such a destructive road
But we all have our rise and fall
And I'll help you to carry your load
-my song writing attempts XD
Don't laugh lolXD
What should I name the song??
(C)Copyright
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May 27, 2013 8:20pm UTC

You treat me just like
Another stranger
It's nice to meet you sir
I guess I'll go
I best be on my way out
Ignorance is your new best friend
Paramore - Ignorance

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May 24, 2013 5:32pm UTC

*VAMPIRES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!*
FALLS ONTO THE FLOOR IN A PILE OF DUST
"I DONT THINK THAT'S HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON"
SAID BUFFY

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May 24, 2013 5:22pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
to be able to love you have to hate, and to hate you have to love.

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April 7, 2013 8:39pm UTC

At the shop
Where's mum?
..Crap
Stay COOL stay cool

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February 15, 2013 4:14pm UTC

How you have made me feel has given me the strength to do it
You have given me fuel
Trust me, one day in the future you will see
This is the day, the day I commit.
The day I make a change.
I will come out on top.
I will have done my days of tears.

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February 10, 2013 9:50am UTC

I chased your love around figure 8
I need you more than I can take
You promise forever and a day
And then you take it all away
-Ellie Goulding

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February 5, 2013 12:09pm UTC

Looking at your bus that's stuck in the traffic. You think "ahh. I'll just run to the stop before it gets there, it's in a traffic jam anyway.". You attempt this and you're nearly dead by the end of it. Your first thought *i'm soooooo unfit* *woahh, what a run. That's my exercise for the week* JUST HAPPENED TO ME, as I write this tragic event on an anonymous london bus

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February 4, 2013 4:05pm UTC

I may have made it rain
Please forgive me
My weakness caused you pain
And this song's my sorry
-Britney Spears

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