Shirtless Quotes

*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
October 25, 2014 2:43am UTC

Please explain Birdy,
why think about the T-shirt he sleeps in
when you can think about the fact that he
probably goes to bed shirtless?

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Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
May 15, 2014 7:02am UTC

I say we start a petition for all the boys of MAGcon to do a shirtless photoshoot

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 1:36am UTC

I never understood how boys take shirtless pictures together.
Like, do they just go,"Hey dude, we should totally get shirtless and take
pictures of our half naked bodies...no ho mo though."

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 6:56pm UTC

So we had a dodgeball tournament at my school today and oh my shirtless guys with abs.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 5:46pm UTC

It's funny how a guy can go out in public without a shirt on,
and nobody really cares.
But if a girl goes out in public without a shirt on,
the police get involved and mothers shield their childrens' eyes and people become disgusted and the girl is now looked at as a disgusting criminal with no sense of boundaries.

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TheHalfback
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:26am UTC

staring is NOT caring

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 12:44pm UTC

I had a dream that I killed all the shirtless guys with 'swag' and their duckface girlfriends, too.
It was the Yolocaust
♥

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 5:08pm UTC

I QUESTION THOSE GUYS
WHO DRIVE WITHOUT A SHIRT. IT'S LIKE WHERE ARE YOU
GOING THAT SOMEHOW PERMITS YOU TO BE HALF NAKED?

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