Best Shipping Quotes This Week

PrimarilyParamore*
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December 8, 2013 2:16pm UTC

The Mortal Instruments Fandom
1. The first character I first fell in love with: Magnus or Jace
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Alec
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Maryse Ligthwood
4. The character I love that everyone else hates: ..... Maybe Valentine and not so much love but feel bad for because he gave up everything trying to make the world better.
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Hodge
6. The character I would totally smooch: Jace or Kyle
7. The character I’d want to be like: Clary
8. The character I’d slap: Jonathan or Camille
9. A pairing that I love: MALEC or Clace♥
10. Pairing that I despise: None

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mtndewhm*

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August 21, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Why I'm antisocial:
Guys around me: Swag yolo, I fück dem bítches.
Girls around me: OMG 1D and JB are soooooo awesome!!!!
Me: I painted a picture of Alex and Jack kissing :)

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ghost town girl*
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March 25, 2013 5:14pm UTC

hey there, would you like to talk about homestuck?

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glitter on my hands*
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October 18, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Oh my god so a while ago we were passing a UPS or whatever place and the sign said "we ship it" on it and I just laughed in a spasm of fandom

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Imitatia
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May 27, 2013 11:27pm UTC

"My love for you is longer than my list of ever-so-growing OTPs."
...Is the future way of fangirls confessing to their crushes.

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StarsareRachelBerry
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February 27, 2013 3:36pm UTC

What if teachers shipped their students
Ship wars in the staff room.
Anonymous hate mail in other teachers' assignment boxes.
Fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers.
The real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn't find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)
/tumblr

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GravityWolf
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January 31, 2014 3:40pm UTC

You don't fully understand pain until you develop and OTP that you love to the ends of the Earth to know it will never be canon. Or when one part of the OTP dies. Yeah.

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glitter on my hands*
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March 4, 2014 6:11pm UTC

Christian Schoolgirl Problem #3
When you start shipping your classmates and can't share it with anyone.

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Llarmarmy
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July 26, 2013 9:05am UTC

I dont know why people are scared to tell me thay they're gay I just start shipping them with people

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Directioner_Forever_88
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February 24, 2013 6:53pm UTC

*On cleverbot*
Me: Do you ship Nemi?
Cleverbot: I ship Niam! And I ship Narry.
Me: Do you ship Larry?
Cleverbot: Oh ya.
Me: Yesss.
Cleverbot: Can I have it back please?
Me: Have what back?
Cleverbot: My other heart.
Me: Uh I have your heart?
Cleverbot: Do you?
Me: I don't know do I?
Cleverbot: I don't know do you?
Me: Ugh never mind. Do you ship Louis and Elenore?
Cleverbot: Who's Elenore?
Me: Peasent.

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clearlytruthful
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February 4, 2013 9:09pm UTC

I ship rainbow jack because the ponys need apples faster :)

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tothexmoonxandback
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January 22, 2014 8:04pm UTC

『 I ship me and you to the moon. 』

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