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Shark Quotes

  1. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2016 6:39pm UTC
    my w a v e, my s h a r k, my d e m o n in the d a r k
    (the blue tide pulling me under)
    my s o u l, my h e a r t, pull e v e r y t h i n g apart
    --are you gonna be my love--

  2. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 11:22am UTC
    *shark* Today I roamed the ocean cleansing it of the dead, diseased, and decaying, thus ensuring the health of the ocean. I was rewarded with a bullet to the head for doing exactly what I was meant to do exactly where I am meant to do it. *human* Today I polluted the air 2 hours each way to sit at a desk for another 7 hours eating chemically compromised food wrapped in plastic that will end up in the ocean. I was rewarded with a paycheck that will allow me to possibly visit the ocean and use it as a swimming pool.

  3. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 10:55am UTC
    *shark* Tried to help drowning surfer back to shore, got punched in the nose.
    Tried to help someone stuck in a cage, got shot by a spear gun.
    Wanted to play Marco Polo with the kids, beach gets closed forever!

  4. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 10:51am UTC
    You aren't a disappointment. You are super great, and if people get down on you for not being perfect all the time then bite their faces off. You are super great and faces are high in protein which is also super great.

  5. Rainbow185 Rainbow185
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 10:38am UTC
    Bite chunks out of me,
    Your a shark and I'm swimming

  6. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 3:52am UTC
    I cannot see the bottom where I'm swimming so there is a 29348753453984% chance that a shark is directly below me oh lord jesus help.

  7. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Cuddle with me and
    watch Shark Week with me so I
    know it's real.

  8. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    R.I.P
    snuffy the seal

  9. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    I don't hate you.
    I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

  10. Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends* Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    According to the commercials on Tv I should get a shark....... yeah I'll do that so it can bite your head off!!

  11. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    SHARK BAIT
    HO HA HA

  12. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Sea water gets it's saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just wanna spoon with you

  13. Sugarlollies78 Sugarlollies78
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:09am UTC
    Sharks aren't so bad....
    If a stranger entered my house wearing only a speedo, I would probably attack him too.

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