*shark* Today I roamed the ocean cleansing it of the dead, diseased, and decaying, thus ensuring the health of the ocean. I was rewarded with a bullet to the head for doing exactly what I was meant to do exactly where I am meant to do it. *human* Today I polluted the air 2 hours each way to sit at a desk for another 7 hours eating chemically compromised food wrapped in plastic that will end up in the ocean. I was rewarded with a paycheck that will allow me to possibly visit the ocean and use it as a swimming pool.