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Best Shampoo Quotes Ever

JustBeingMEE
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May 4, 2013 2:58pm UTC
dropping a shampoo bottle in the shower is one of the most terrifying experiences in life

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HGlover12
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February 4, 2013 8:49pm UTC
Is it just me or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoo before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice normal things.
Now I pick up a bottle and its like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHIBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN A OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME
AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME

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musicismylife131313
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May 8, 2013 12:52am UTC
Getting shampoo in your eye is one of the worst pains ever. The worst is still stepping on a lego

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