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  1. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:32am UTC
    "Just because it's on the internet doesn't make it true" - William Shakespeare

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:40am UTC
    omfg "wherefore" doesn't mean "where", it means "why", so that means that Juliet literally stood on her balcony and called out "Romeo, Romeo, WHY ARE YOU ROMEO"

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    Using Romeo & Juliet to express how in love you are is like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is.

  4. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 11:37am UTC
    Kids of the future are so lucky
    Like, we have to read Shakespeare in school. In four or five hundred years time,
    they will probably be reading Harry Potter and Percy Jackson.

  5. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    "Hello"
    ~ Shakespeare

  6. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 1:48am UTC
    Today for school we went to see a Shakespeare play, and it was turned into a comedy. Anyway, one of the actors threw a tantrum as part of the play, stormed into the audience. He then sat next to me. He was soo hot. A super hot actor, in tights so tight that nothing was left to the imagination, had a conversation with me.
    Sidenote: He smelt nice.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    shakespeare made all
    of his young lovers die--
    poisoned, stabbed
    or drowned
    because he realized
    some people are only
    meant to sleep together
    six feet underground.
    k.p.k

  8. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 11:06am UTC
    “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
    & therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 3:27am UTC
    if music be the food of love; play on.

  10. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    Expectation
    ♥ is the root of all heartache.

  11. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    if music be the
    food of love,
    play on.
    - Shakespeare
    Format by Breeze

  12. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 10:48am UTC
    “ ”
    The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

  13. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 7:54pm UTC
    Imagine Shakespeare trying to learn texting abbreviations...
    Him: Pray how doth I sayeth, “thy remarks doth make-eth me titter aloud immensely.”?
    Teens: *not even looking up* Duh, that’s LOL!
    Him: L-O-L, how doth thou only use-eth three letters?
    (As you can see, I use my studying time very well. The Queen of Procrastination.)

  14. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 11:03am UTC
    Love all,
    trust a few,
    do wrong to none.

  15. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 5:17am UTC
    of all the afflicts which affect
    THE MIND AND BODY
    THE PAINS OF JEALOUSY WERE THE MOST
    » i n t o l e r a b l e AND HAD THE SOREST STING
    - IAGO, Othello by Shakespeare

  16. queezle* queezle*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

  17. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 12:50am UTC
    "You say that you love the rain,
    but you open your umbrella when it rains.
    You say that you love the sun,
    but you find a shadow spot when it shines.
    You say that you love the wind,
    but you close the windows when it blows.
    This is why I'm afraid, you said that you love me too."
    William Shakespeare

  18. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    people say hell is endless they
    say its our worst nightmare, I say
    hell is
    EMPTY & ALL THE
    DEVILS ARE HERE.

  19. multifarious* multifarious*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2015 1:39pm UTC
    I was adored once too

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 1:29am UTC
    some there be that shadows kiss;
    such have but a shadows' bliss

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