Best Sass Quotes This Month

Hale_Storm18
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March 22, 2013 8:19pm UTC

I love how on Witty we all have lots of sass
but in real life, we can't even say hi without messing up.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 11:00am UTC

In case you guys were wondering where my sass came from:
Dad: Your brother made the team!
Me: For basketball?
Dad: No, for hopscotch.
Me: Oh cool.
Dad: You idiot of course basketball.

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Laura :)*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Sarcasm is
offending idiot's
without them
knowing

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stealmyfoodandIwillstealyourface
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November 2, 2013 11:45am UTC

digatisdi:
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket with rope handles at the sides.
The rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass”, so I was in the time-out bucket quite a lot.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes – and I thought that was extremely unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said,
“Hey, I never left the bucket.”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said,
“Well, he never left the bucket.”
( I saw this somewhere and thought it was brilliant, so I felt like sharing it with you guys c: )

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coolsuperstarz
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September 13, 2013 11:19am UTC

Girl: Are you my mother or something?
Me: Girl, I wouldn't give birth to
*Que sassy look and eyes look up and down* That.

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xXjustapersonXx
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February 22, 2013 12:45pm UTC

i like how
on the internet we all have a bunch of sass, but in real life we can't say hi without messing up.

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FashionxxBeauty
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Too sassy
for you

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 7:16pm UTC

"If you break your leg, don't come running to me"
Yes well if I broke my leg I wouldn't be running anywhere, now would I?

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*tripsoverfridge*
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June 8, 2014 3:20am UTC

"Don't look at me."
"Why? You're beautiful."
"Don't look at me, your eyes don't deserve this."

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RejectedGamer
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 2:17am UTC

©RejectedGamerFormat
-don't sass me.

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Kittyatethehuman
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 1:37am UTC

*I don't remember this at all but for some reason my sister tells this with pride*
Sister: Katie!!! We missed the bus!! It's 12:57 AM!!!!
Me: Check your phone again.
Sister: *Checks* Yeah, its 12:58 now.....
Me: Go check mom and dads room, come back and apologize....
Sister: *leaves*
Sister: *walks in* Sorry...goodnight
She's graduating highschool soon, and wow, I have more sass than I thought. Why don't I remember how to talk like this in school???

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 11:08am UTC

Whenever I Sass Somebody, I Imagine The Girls From Lilo And Stitch Saying
YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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britany*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 1:43am UTC

KISS MY SASS

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
November 26, 2014 4:20pm UTC

Oh darling, go buy a personality

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Asking_Alexis
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March 14, 2014 3:16pm UTC

Some kid: You're really hyper. You should calm down before people think you're crazy.
Me: I don't care what people think about me, because I'm better than them anyway.
Kid: I hate when people think they're better than everyone.
Me: I don't think that I'm better than everyone... I know I am.

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