Sandwich Quotes

burning*
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 9:41pm UTC

sandwich

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 12:28am UTC

I had my first peanut butter and jelly sandwich in more than five years. It was delicious.

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Oakey Rose*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 5:31pm UTC

*is given a sandwich*
person: do you like it?
*takes a bite*
me: i think...it tastes like sandwich
quote from hetalia: axis powers. switzerland

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles:
where I don't care if you just ate a
sandwich
Lets remebmer
this isn't Facebook
people

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 2:09pm UTC

Waking up to a hot yummy sandwich with smells that a better than the breath of an angel I swear...
Best part is..x3 This sandwich proves you don't have to have meat to make a sandwich
♥

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T1nk3rF4iryk
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October 4, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Yes, I am a woman
No, I will not make you a sandwich.

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mtndewhm*
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September 30, 2013 11:33am UTC

The lady at the sandwich shop today was like "That'll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?" and I nodded and said "Blaze it" and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 12:54pm UTC

If Justin Bieber
And Miley Cyrus
Were drowning
And you only had time to save one of them
What kind of sandwich would you make?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 10:10am UTC

I hate when people have tags
That don't even go with their quote
Like dahell, woman
You already more famous then I am
You don't need all dem tags.

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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August 30, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Reasons why I'd be a good girlfriend #2
I will make you a sandwhich if you're hungry
Fact

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NeumNeum97
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August 25, 2013 12:30am UTC

You're the kind of guy I would make a sandwich for

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I asked my mum how to cook
she showed me how to cut a sandwich in half

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pants13579
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Picture this. I'm eating a sandwich in Maine, sitting on a dock with mountains and the ocean in front of me and I'm just starting to feel like I love the outdoors. Then these 2 seagulls near me start screaming their stupid seagull screams (drawing my attention away from my sandwich) while their accomplace (the meanest seagull ever) runs up and attaches his stupid seagull beak to my sandwich. Now this gull and I have a tug-of-war where he ultimately comes out victorious due to the element of suprise. Him and his stupid seagull friends then fly off splitting my sandwich amongst themselves and overall just being the stupid seagulls that they are. My shock then registers at the fact that the birds came up with that genious plan to steal my sandwich. And now I am currently cursing all of seagull kind and crying because I am hungry. True story. Never trust a seagull. Those things are devious. In fact, never go outside. That place is rigged.

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mtndewhm*
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July 31, 2013 5:50pm UTC

1 inch: Are you f*cking kidding?
2 inch: I can't even hold it properly
3 inch: Never been so unsatisfied in my life
4 inch: I've had bigger
5 inch: Good, but not enough
6 inch: About right
7 inch: Can't complain
8 inch: F*cking perfect
9 inch: A bit much
10 inch: It's hurting my insides
11 inch: I can't take it anymore
12 inch: I'm absolutely f*cking destroyed.
And that is how I rate my Subway sandwichs.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 6:05am UTC

Seeing a cockroach in your
sandwich is not a
problem
but
seeing a half cockroach in your
remaining
half sandwich is definitely a
big problem
formatcredit- rajsonkar

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LaylaTheAwesome
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July 22, 2013 3:00pm UTC

If you ever think you Are goin insane just remember i have been singing "what about love" to a sandwich.
WHY???

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TaintedCorruption
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July 20, 2013 5:07pm UTC

I'm so glad I don't have to hunt for my food.
I don't even know where sandwichs live in the forest..

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Eme101
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 4:08pm UTC

♚
keep calm
And
make me
a
sandwich

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isabella_butler
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 1:38pm UTC

"MUM, IM HUNGRY, MAKE ME A SANDWICH?"
"No make it yourself"
"im not hungry anymore."

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countrychic98
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July 2, 2013 11:42pm UTC

Never paint your nails and try to make a sandwich while your nails are still wet.
you only make that mistake once:)

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