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Rule Quotes

Kyl3ighTennilleXOXOXO
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:21pm UTC
Mom: Honey? Why are all these
construction men here?
Me: You told me "As long as
you live under my roof, you
have to live under my rules".
Mom: And...?
Me: So I called the construction
crew to come here. ;D

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Btrytobefunny
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March 7, 2013 8:29pm UTC
Rule Of Math:
If it seems easy, you know you're doing it wrong.

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JeanineHilary
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February 28, 2013 8:38pm UTC
l o l

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Feuerchen
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February 24, 2013 6:52pm UTC
*food falls on the ground*
Germs: Let's get it!
Leader of the germs: Hold on! We MUST wait for at least 5 seconds.
nmq

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love_locks
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February 20, 2013 8:19pm UTC
HEY 'POPULAR KIDS'
I bet they didnt name a candy after you, like they did with us.
Sincerly,
NERDS

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