glitter162* posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC
When I die, I'm going to invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have. Yes, I put the fun in funeral.
glitter162* posted a quote
June 14, 2013 7:13pm UTC
I'm just going to start carrying around a voice recorder so that when someone makes a promise, I can record it and play it back to them later when they forget about it like people do in TV shows.
glitter162* posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:13pm UTC
When a book does not adequately describe a character, so you just fill in the blanks but later you actually get a description so you just want to shout, "WRONG! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND NOW YOU ARE WRONG!"
glitter162* posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:18pm UTC
Okay, so last week after volleyball practice, I walked back into the school building to find maple syrup splattered across all of the lockers. A mysterious pair of snowshoes were leaning against the wall. My friend walked in behind me, took one look around and said, "The Canadians were here."
glitter162* posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:54pm UTC
Am I the only one that, when using a school bathroom, refuses to: 1) Pee when someone else is in the bathroom 2) Pee when someone else gets strangely quiet 3) Pee when someone else has a phone/camera with them 4) Pee when someone is having a conversation in there with someone else 5) Pee when there are a lot of people using the bathroom So yeah, basically I can't ever use the bathroom.