Remote Quotes

glitter162*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 4:30pm UTC

TV Remote: *Runs out of batteries*
Me: *Presses buttons harder*

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daisybug2000
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June 15, 2013 9:57pm UTC

Me: Reaches for remote
Me: Well that was enough exersise for me today.

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NothingButAbby
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 2:55pm UTC

When someone can't find the television remote, all trust suddenly goes.
"Have you got the remote?"
"No,"
"Stand up,"

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John bush*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 11:02pm UTC

They say you dont know what you have until
you have lost it which is true....
Now i have to get up to change the dang channel!

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Secret42
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:07pm UTC

Dad:Can you google where the remote is?
Me*Googles it*
Me:Check under the couch.
*Dad finds it*
Dad:Thank you
Me:You're welcome
Dad:My name isnt welcome!
My quote.Do NOT steal

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Rajsonkar
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April 20, 2013 4:05am UTC

CAN YOU RELATE?
I'd rather beat my remote to make it work than change the batteries
format credit rajsonkar

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ledukester
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 11:59pm UTC

I need a remote control for life. I want to see what would happen if I made certain desiscions...

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ownschool
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January 27, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Imagine if one day every child rallied up and refused to do Homework? to words;
AWE - SOME!!!!!

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Goodyloc
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January 27, 2013 12:09am UTC

Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.

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