Best Relate Quotes This Month

Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 1:37pm UTC

That awkward half run walk you do when a car
lets you cross the street.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 3:13pm UTC

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that sh-t is horrifying and traumatic

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:45pm UTC

In the winter i sleep with 12 blankets on
in the summer i turn on a fan and then sleep with 12 blankets on

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 11:29am UTC

Saying "no we can't " when Bob the Builder and his gang said "can we fix it?"
because you were a rebellious c.nt of a child

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 7:39pm UTC

The awkward moment when
you don't relate to a 'So Relatable' post.

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 4:03pm UTC

me: *bumps into mannequin in a shop*
me: sorry

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SportsLover004
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:55pm UTC

pretending you're a boy when you shampoo your hair so it's all on top of your head

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 3:30pm UTC

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE F.CKING LIKES YOU” in someones face

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britany*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 11:39pm UTC

Me: *gets a bowl off ice cream*
Me: *adds whipped topping*
Me: *adds chocolate syrup*
Me: This is sooo unhealthy
Me: *adds strawberries*
Me: Yeah that should balance it out.

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help_me_im_drowning
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Apologetic people: One kind that apologizes for many things, whether it is their fault or not.
Never should you yell at an apologetic person, because they will think that it was their fault.
Saying "Don't be sorry" to an apologetic person. It just makes them confused, thus saying sorry for saying sorry.
Apologetic people don't choose to say sorry, most of them have a past. For example, being blamed for things they didn't do.
So don't think they just do it for attention. It comes out of a habbit, much like a mental illness.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 2:24pm UTC

My teacher always
talks to her to imaginary
friend called 'class'.

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 4:55pm UTC

reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really sh.tty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 3:09pm UTC

when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus

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britany*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:51pm UTC

With 5,000 dollars I can
BUY ABOUT 25,000
pizza's..and that makes
ME HAPPY
- McCrae Olson. Big Brother 15

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music

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† *
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 10:02pm UTC

Me: Hey, dad, I got a 95% on my test.
Dad: Okay that's good. Make sure next time that other 5% doesn't run off so you can tell me that you got 100% ok?
Me: -_-

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pervey_sage_girl
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Fav if you still:
Put your arms inside your hoodie
Think colourful sprinkels automaticly make something taste better
Love watching disney movies and cartoons
go on swings at the park when nobodys there
Wear sparkely lip gloss
Write in coloured gel pens
Laugh when people kiss in movies
Are in love with glitter

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Niichole
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 10:27pm UTC

“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries I have not visited.
Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town,
Being pressured into making decisions about my future,
When I barely even know who I am.”

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 11:50am UTC

I can spend two hours on art homework...
but not 10 minutes on maths.
Don't judge me.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Ever looked at your bestfriend
and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'

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