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siobhan583
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July 7, 2013 1:49pm UTC
My new year's resolution was to lose 30 pounds by the end of summer.
I've only got 40 pounds to go.

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Iwannacookie2304
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March 24, 2013 6:40am UTC
When you look at pictures of me:
Guy: WOAH! You're MASSIVE on that picture!
Me: The camera adds 10 pounds!
Guy: Then you've gotta be at least the size of an elephant!

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skylarlovestrains
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February 23, 2013 6:38pm UTC
*preppy girl at mall with TONS of makeup on and the size of a twig.*
"GIrls, I think I weigh too much bleh bleh bleh."
This goes on for like 10 minutes so I finally say
"Maybe, if you took off all the makeup you'd loose a good 20-30 pounds."
It may have been rude..but it was true.

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