Best Potter Quotes This Month

*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 8:27pm UTC

me when I see an owl: *looks for an envelope in its beak"

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 3:06pm UTC

I think I'll be a really fun ghost.

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booboo4
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Harry
Potter
Or
Styles
Comment= Styles
Fav=Potter
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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iTori0716
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:24pm UTC

Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
HungerGames Fans: Nope, I'm good

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CrazyAtHeart
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 8:29pm UTC

vol de mort
in French means
'theft of death'

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Aisnotonfire
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Me: I'm a wizard!
Person: Prove it!
Me: Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts.

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hemmo1996*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 2:38pm UTC

"On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like Harry Potter?"
Me: "9 and 3/4"

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theyareallpretenders

posted a quote
February 21, 2014 2:44pm UTC

"It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA."

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musicure
posted a quote
February 10, 2016 3:56pm UTC

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky
are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now

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Gilmore
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 10:19am UTC

And the more you care,the more you have to lose

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psych0social_
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 11:05am UTC

Do not pity the dead, pity the living

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Water307
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 6:11pm UTC

So:
If Tom Riddle was 16 when the Chamber of Secrets was opened (which was 50 years ago), then he was 66. But that's only when Harry was in Year 2. So that means Voldemort was 68 when he came back from the half dead and was 72 when he died.
Weird, right?

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Arcade1012
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:58pm UTC

"Always."

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Katie27May
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 1:11pm UTC

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live -Albus Dumbledore

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ThatShyGirl
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:46am UTC

If Lily Potter had an abortion,
then who would stop Voldemort?
Neville dumba.ss.

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dallasgrace52
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Me: Do you like Harry Potter?
Friend: No.
Me: You filthy Muggle get out of here.
Friend: Whaaat?
Me: No. I dont associate with nasy muggles.

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LianaTomlinson
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 5:15am UTC

Voldemort and Tom Riddle are now friends.
Yesterday at 6:16pm · 2 comments · 5 likes
Harry Potter Wait what?
Yesterday at 6:33pm · Like
Voldemort I need to send farmville gifts to myself.
Yesterday at 6:40pm · 8 Likes

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teresiemoo
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 6:06am UTC

I dreamt I was Harry Potter...
I dreamt I was Harry Potter...
I dreamt I was Harry Potter...
I DREAMT I WAS HARRY POTTER!
(To all wizards, witches, half bloods and muggles, according to my dreams, the dark lord
cannot get through shopping center roller doors, just incase you ever have the
need to fight 'you know who' in any circumstance.)

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CherryPop
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 5:53pm UTC

*conversation involving socialization*
person trying to make conversation: So, what's your favourite sport?
my awkward self: ...
my awkward self: ...
my awkward self: ...
my awkward self: ...Quidditch.

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Dear James Potter,
F YOU!!!!
Sincerely,
Snape's biggest fan

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