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1. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2013 7:19pm UTC
   police: *knock knock*
   me: whos there
   police: theres been an accident
   me: theres been an accident who
   
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2. teenrebel
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2013 11:48pm UTC
   I got caught by the cops today for smoking weed
   but I mean I was baked so to me it was the funniest thing alive.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
3. IKnewYouWereTrouble
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2013 12:22am UTC
   when a cop asks "do you know why I pulled you over?"
   it's never a good idea to respond with
   "because my tires look like donuts?"
   
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4. cujo*
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2013 12:21pm UTC
   Ghostbusters, here come the po-po!
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

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