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1. finding_nemo
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2013 7:13pm UTC
   friend: But you know the old saying
   friend: "You can't teach a pony new tricks" or whatever
   me:
   friend:
   me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   me: It's "you can't teach an old dog new tricks"
   friend: Oh.
   Oh how I love my friends.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 28 points
2. Vinita*
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2014 10:54pm UTC
   My milkshake brings all the ponies to the yard
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 24 points
3. thecookie1997
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2013 9:40pm UTC
   Dont put
   your mouse
   over this quote
   format by fake_a_smile
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
4. onlylettingitgo
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2013 11:18am UTC
   So I'm sick of people who always complain like, she is practically counting the scars in her wrist but can't see it because you're here whining about how your parents didn't buy a saddle for your magical pony.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

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