Plants Quotes

musicure
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March 6, 2019 7:02pm UTC

now the day bleeds
into nightfall

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musicure
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May 23, 2016 5:39pm UTC

when you're in pain, when you think you've had enough
don't ever give up, don't ever give up

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dontsellyourselfshort
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January 11, 2016 8:22pm UTC

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I have to believe that there are moments of uncorruptable beauty upon this earth.

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absent *
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April 24, 2015 11:54pm UTC

stumble through your gold snafu

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zimchim*
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 4:56pm UTC

plant you next to me, let our roots snake together.
watch now as we grow.

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capsized*
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April 6, 2014 12:32pm UTC

anyone here like the smell of fresh air? well if you do, you’re a plant murderer. there’s pollen in that air and frankly im offended that you’d breathe it

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capsized*
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March 10, 2014 5:14pm UTC

watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, sh×t are you drowning can you answer me
P LE ASE

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capsized*
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February 19, 2014 10:09pm UTC

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal?
Plants
Can you believe there is love that is illegal?
Love
can you believe it’s not butter?
butter

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kelly*
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September 20, 2013 7:29pm UTC

sometimes i feel useless but then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Sometimes..
I sit there in class thinking...
Will I ever need:
1. X3 x + 7x - 4x /3?
2. How a plant grows?
3. Shakespeare quotes..
etc.
The only educational lesson is 'lunch'.
Because without food I can't live.

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MaryPenguin
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August 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC

if a plant is sad, you photosympathize with it.

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smiggle_xx
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 10:37am UTC

Everyday, thousands
of innocent
plants are killed by
vegetarians :(
Help end the
violence...
Eat a steak today!

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pinkneonlights_
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July 12, 2013 2:04pm UTC

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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Hale_Storm18
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May 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

I just found out that speaking to your plants only helps them because
you're breathing carbon dioxide on it. I thought that talking to them just kinda worked becuase you were being nice and encouraged them and supported them emotionally.

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Sugarlollies78
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April 9, 2013 7:02am UTC

”Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
- Erma Bombeck

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WhenSheTalks
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February 12, 2013 2:15pm UTC

MY FAKE PLANTS DIED
BECAUSE I DID NOT
PRETENT TO WATER THEM
FAKE PLANTS
a r e a l o t l i k e
fake friends
Adapted from Mitch Hedberg.

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Funfunfunisfun
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February 7, 2013 1:30pm UTC

* Le ten years old, in science class *
* Opens page to ' The plant's reproduction ' *
* Whispers to best friend: *
'' It says s3x. ''

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