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smiggle_xx

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Member Since: 25 Jul 2013 09:27am

Last Seen: 26 Sep 2013 11:39am

user id: 367282

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  1. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 10:03am UTC
    People say that somewhere out there everyone has there prince charming....i think mine got hit by a truck....

  2. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 9:44am UTC
    Hey, i heard you like bad girls and i dont mean to brag or anything but i'm really bad....
    ...at everything

  4. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 9:56am UTC
    Penguins cant fly
    i cant fly
    therefore i am a penguin

  5. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 9:37am UTC
    i cant take this long distance relationship anymore, fridge your coming to my room.

  6. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 9:28am UTC
    Never mistake my silence for weakness, no one plans a murder out loud.

  7. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 9:15am UTC
    Teacher:wheres you book?
    Me:at home.
    Teacher:whats it doing there?
    Me:having more fun than i am.

  8. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 9:09am UTC
    The awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them says "yo mama's so fat...."

  9. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 9:06am UTC
    when i'm in the shower i let the water run down my arms so it looks like i'm shooting water from my finger tips!

  10. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 9:03am UTC
    Cashier:have a nice day
    Me:dont tell me what to do.

  11. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 8:16am UTC
    I used to have a life
    once...but then someone
    told be about witty

  12. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 8:14am UTC
    Lazy rule:cant reach
    what i dropped, dont
    need it

  13. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 8:08am UTC
    Having a crush on your best friend but not wanting to tell them incase it ruins the friendship.
    who else has been there?

  14. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 7:50am UTC
    Dear parents,
    Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
    Snow white lived alone with 7 men.
    Pinnochio was a liar.
    Robin hood was a thief.
    Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
    A stranger kissed Sleeping beauty and she marrieds him.
    Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
    You cant blame us.
    we were taught to rebel at a young age.

  15. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 7:45am UTC
    when life gives you lemon's
    make orange juice
    and leave the world
    wondering how the
    hell you did it

  16. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 7:42am UTC
    My taste in music is awesome,
    and who ever says its not
    is wrong...and probably
    smells wierd

  17. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 10:42am UTC
    You cant controll who walks into your life but you can controll which window you throw them out of

  18. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 10:37am UTC
    Everyday, thousands
    of innocent
    plants are killed by
    vegetarians :(
    Help end the
    violence...
    Eat a steak today!

  19. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 9:30am UTC
    A friend
    will calm you down
    when your angry,
    but a best friend
    will skip beside you with
    a baseball bat singing,
    "someone's gonna get it"

  20. smiggle_xx smiggle_xx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 8:39am UTC
    If you fall, i'll be there -floor

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