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Philosophical Quotes

  1. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2016 9:55pm UTC
    I love her more than
    life itself,
    but I can't put
    the weight of my life
    on her shoulders.
    Because I hate life,
    so if she leaves I'm a
    Goner.

  2. PURRfekT* PURRfekT*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2015 5:47am UTC
    The misty traces of you, leaves a trail of ghosts in me;
    Drowning in a mystic river for the naïve love;
    And this is how, twas meant to be...

  3. HeWhoWrites HeWhoWrites
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 10:34pm UTC
    Though oceans divide us never have we been closer than in our darkest hour.

  4. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    I slip lyrics into conversations very often. It makes people think I'm philosophical and smart but really I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

  5. Reid* Reid*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 11:27am UTC
    wanting to post multiple quotes at once because your just that witty and philosophical.

  6. Reid* Reid*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 11:24am UTC
    And in the end, we'll all be the same, a pile of bones in the ground, waiting for it all to start again.

  7. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Philosophical Question for the Day:
    If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, then what happens if you strap a piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop it...?

  8. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 2:24am UTC
    We're all geniuses but if you question a goldfish's ability to climb a tree it will always think it is stupid.

  9. david12332197 david12332197
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 1:17am UTC
    Misery doesn't come cheap.

  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:58am UTC
    Gods don't kill people
    People with Gods kill people

  11. TieDyeFiend TieDyeFiend
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway--
    ~Warren Buffett

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