*Weird convo with my dad*
Dad: You need to get off the computer, you're addicted, & looking a bit pale.
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: Would you rather me be addicted to the Internet or Heroin?
Dad: Well at least if you were doing Heroin, you'd have to leave the house to get it, which in your case is a step up.
Me:
Dad:
Me: