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Onlychild Quotes

  1. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:29am UTC
    If you can honestly say you've never hidden in the bathroom with your phone or laptop then you must be an only child.

  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    I've turned into such a f*cking optomist recently. Like bad sh*ts been happening and I'm not completely depressed uet, part of me is looking on the bright side, which is new.
    Boyfriend broke up with me? Now I get the whole bed!
    Brother going to college? Guess who gets to be the only child!

  3. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    I wish I had siblings.
    An older brother to wipe my tears away and threaten to hurt the
    a//shole that made me cry.
    An older sister to help me look nice and gossip with me.
    A younger brother to teach how to treat a girl right and to
    give me cuddles when I'm down.
    A younger sister to tell her just how beautiful she is every
    day and make her feel loved.

:)

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