Best Older Quotes Ever

pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC

Can cute boys around me stop being
- gay
- younger than me
- 15 years older than me
- 1234512345 miles away
- taken
- famous
- fictional
- or dead?

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 6:29pm UTC

The older I get,
the more I understand Squidward's anger.
Evilpanda and Jade672 quote.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 3:28pm UTC

do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?

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jariley*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC

When I'm older
I want to be that one cool guy teacher.
I want to be that teacher that everyone looks up to.
I want to be that teacher that leaves such an impact on their students that their lifes change.
I want to be that teacher that teachers their students that being yourself is okay.
I want to be that teacher that every student will just be like wow.
I want to be that teacher that gives no homework.
I want to be that teacher that everyone likes.
I want to be that inspirational teacher that kids can talk to whenever they need me.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | love

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InspireCreateBecome21
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Just because you're older doesn't make you any better, any smarter, or more mature. Having more years on someone means nothing so get over yourself.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 8:45pm UTC

THE OLDER
WE GET THE
BETTER WE
USED TO BE.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 12:15am UTC

WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S ALL OVER WHEN I'M
wiser and I'm
[ OLDER. ]

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 3:56am UTC

getting older is scary can i stop

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Teacher: What do you want to be
when you're older?
Me: Dead.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 12:09pm UTC

can cute boys stop being
gay
younger than me
15 years older than me
12343435 miles away
taken
famous

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:24pm UTC

You are older now, you have a husband and children. One day you are going home from work and you hear a familiar song, your favorite lead singer starts singing. You start to tear up and roll down the window yelling, "This is my jam bitchachos!"

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hay_hay12
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 1:59pm UTC

can cute boys stop being:
1. gay
2. 15 years older than me
3. taken
4. 1234564 miles away
5. famous

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dancegurliee
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 4:17pm UTC

when i was in 5th grade
we had this presentation on how your body changes when you get older and there was a doctor there to ask question and one girl forgot what bo.obs were called so she called them "human milkers"

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Caitlyn*
posted a quote
December 29, 2014 11:50pm UTC

When I was younger I thought we became unbreakable as we grew up. Now I know that that's not entirely false. You can't break something that's already broken.

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Ninja918
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Growing older
is no excuse for
Growing up.

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
March 3, 2015 12:37am UTC

We're all
just kids
who grew up
To Fast.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:47pm UTC

I was talking to this guy a few days ago and he asked me what a landline was.
He's 4 years older than me.

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Me now.
Mom: You will find out when you are older.
Me at 14.
Mom: You will find out when you are older.
Me at 15.
Mom: You will find out when you are older.
Me at 16.
Mom: You will find out when you are older.
Me at 17.
Mom: You will find out when you are older.
Me at 18.
Mom: You will find out when you are older.

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ecawesomeness
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 1:42am UTC

me: I hate this book-
older girl: oh my god kids these days don't read at all! when I was your age I finished that book in like a day, I loved reading, kids now are so spoiled and they're obsessed with their laptops and they never even try reading! My generation was so smart and we always tried to read, omg.
me: ...you're only two years older than me...

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josie*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 4:25pm UTC

do you remember when you were a child
and you thought that when you
became a teenager
when you became older,
you would party every night
until 4am
its quite ironic
because little did you know
that at 4am
you'd be hysterically crying
debating whether to take your life
or not

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