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Morgan*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 7:50am UTC
Sometimes I want to go on witty and say tgif tgif but then I realize it's Thursday.

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:28pm UTC
and then satan said "let's make gorgeous youtubers that live a northern atlantic ocean away from krista and make her fall in love with them even though she'll never meet them ever haahahHAHAHAHA"

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SarahUrsini
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March 22, 2013 5:57pm UTC
I don't know if anyone ever actually looks at my quote tags.......
But they might be funnier than the quote itself.

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greyskies
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March 16, 2013 6:21am UTC
Ellen DeGeneres: Literally after they mate, the Black Widow immediately eats her ex.
Ellen DeGeneres: At least Taylor Swift just writes a song about you.

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