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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
     February 18, 2015 7:08pm UTC
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  2. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
     November 30, 2014 1:29am UTC
    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
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  3. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
     July 10, 2013 5:51am UTC
    -waiting for my brother to get out the shower-
    -hears him singing-
    me: will you quit singing?
    brother: what?
    me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
    brother: WOMAN
    brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
    brother: MYoBALLS
    brother: AND MY SOUL.
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  4. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
     June 18, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    One day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end.
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