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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2019 8:47pm UTC
    Love is the color of blood.
    Love is what grown folk do
    to each other because the
    law frowns on k i l l i n g.

  2. fk fk
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2016 9:57am UTC
    so i just found out how to quote pls help me jesus for i have sinned

  3. foof12 foof12
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2016 4:56am UTC
    lowkey havent been on here in ages and all my old friends on here are gone 😂😂😂😂

  4. ImJustSittingBackWatchingTheWorldEnd ImJustSittingBackWatchingTheWorldEnd
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2016 2:08pm UTC
    Donald trump is honestly frightening. He's never answered a single question straight up, and he's basically the villain in every superhero movie. What's even more scary, though, is that people are actually going to vote for him. What's really scary, is that he might win.
    Let me just go over this quickly with you guys, by showing you something I saw online.
    Donald Trump.
    Donald T.
    Don T.
    Don't.
    Glad we had this discussion.

  5. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2015 5:21pm UTC
    My mother found the notebook.
    The one with the dark thoughts,
    Poems about the depression,
    Stories about my cutting,
    My suicide attempts.
    She found that notebook.
    The one that contains my future suicide note.
    There are not so very nice things written about her in there.
    R.I.P. Lindsey.
    Death by mother.

  6. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2015 6:54pm UTC
    SO KEEP WISHING YOU WERE ME
    AND I'LL KEEP MAKING YOU HAVE TO,

  7. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:40pm UTC
    you sound so much better when
    your mouth is shut.
     

  8. no one * no one *
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2015 9:44am UTC
    I didn't know I was the jealous type until I met you.

  9. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2015 8:29pm UTC
    People make fun of me for listening to Charli XCX and Lana Del Rey

  10. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2014 8:47pm UTC

    Who's the
    Fat Kid
    talking to?
    #SpongebobHipsterpants

  11. idciammyself idciammyself
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 3:20pm UTC
    Follow me,
    I follow you,
    That means you too Alayna.
    Oh.

  12. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    I listen to music more than I listen to people, oops.
    © Jannette's
    format

  13. gravity_enemy gravity_enemy
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2014 3:37pm UTC
    hah

  14. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    Either I give everything or I have nothing.

  15. idciammyself idciammyself
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 10:52am UTC
    I hate it when you're eating cereal, and the last few pieces are like "catch me if you can"
    lmfao.

  16. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 6:05pm UTC
    »» they're driving fast cars
    but they don't know where
    THEY'RE GOING. IN THE FAST LANE.
    living life without knowing

  17. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    Grandma: you kno wht 2 do wit dat big phat buht. Wiggle wiggle.
    Me: *wakes up screaming and drenched in sweat.*

  18. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    Grandma: you kno wht 2 do wit dat big phat buht. Wiggle wiggle.
    Me: *wakes up screaming and drenched in sweat.*

  19. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 12:35pm UTC
    I love.....
    wait. I think I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.

  20. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 12:33pm UTC
    Mom: hey, do you wanna-
    me: noooooooooo! *panics, runs away, slams into glass door & passes out*
    mom: go to your friends house.....?
    me: oh. *sets down phone and gets in the car.*

:)

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