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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2021 3:20pm UTC
    When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your morals at the door. Your employer should provide a secure storage space in your cubicle.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2021 11:38pm UTC
    Risk management? With pleasure!

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2020 12:18am UTC
    I filled out a survey at work. The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'
    I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2016 6:57pm UTC
    People who say 'Let's not point fingers' are pointing talons.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2016 3:26am UTC
    I had a hidden agenda, but I forgot where I hid it.

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2016 9:31am UTC
    "Efforts depend on individuals,
    but
    Results rely on mere conditions. "
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2016 11:04pm UTC
    "A person who can think differently and truly on his feet will always find it difficult to sit and fit as an employee in a workplace, for his attitude & approach towards the work will often hit the ego of most co-workers who can’t compete with him on his level of wisdom and wit."
    ~Anuj Somany

  8. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2015 11:33pm UTC
    "The business market will now be driven neither by buyers nor suppliers, but by those employers who hire and not fire the right employees in a fiercely competitive environment of the internet- wired world."
    ~Anuj Somany

  9. CanadianGirlxo* CanadianGirlxo*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 5:34am UTC
    "Well Donna, one of us farted and I'm about 60% sure it wasn't me." -Sue Sylvester

  10. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Teacher: - Over the loudspeaker-
    Would Muhkfdlssksjlhwskfhjdjklhd
    please come down to the office?
    Me:They just called me down to
    the office.

  11. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    So so so Sharon and I just started singing After Ever After and I swear we could have almost been given a referral

  12. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    Office:
    Kind of like H.ell with fluorescent lights.

  13. courtneylol_* courtneylol_*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    me: *walks into school office* bow down to me peasants

  14. xxxxvRyanvxxxx xxxxvRyanvxxxx
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    Life is short. FALSE! It's actully the longest thing you'll do in your life.

  15. Just_Hold_On_To_Hope Just_Hold_On_To_Hope
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    I always arrive late
    at the office,
    But I make up for it by
    Leaving Early

  16. hardyharhar123 hardyharhar123
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    I got called down to the office for the first time today.
    watch out
    we've got a rebel here.

  17. royalclaymaker royalclaymaker
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    "If I had a gun, with two bullets,
    and I was in a room with HitIer, Bin Lad.en, and Toby,
    I would shoot Toby twice!"
    ~Micheal Scott
    (The Office)

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