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meh*
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December 29, 2013 1:22pm UTC

you see sir, i didn't do my homework because dylan sprouse's nudes leaked.

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mtndewhm*
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December 16, 2013 5:23pm UTC

After like 6 years I have finally figured out which Sprouse twin is my favorite

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mtndewhm*
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December 16, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Can more hot guys nudes be leaked more often like come on

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 4:52pm UTC

dylan sprouse
-doesnt like taylor swift
-nudes got leaked and he didn’t deny it
-doesn’t do meth
[accidentally joins the dylan sprouse fandom]

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Breeze
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August 10, 2013 12:50am UTC

"I got all the bad genes,"
the boy says before moving on to talk about how girls send him nudes.

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lithium*
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August 4, 2013 9:04pm UTC

*sends nudes*
reply: your room is messy

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Dishonored*
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June 26, 2013 4:21am UTC

Some kid on kik:
Kid: Hey
Me: Hey
Kid: ur cute :)
Kid: Well.. I mean there's better looking people...
Kid: I just didn't want to be mean.
Me: Yeah...
Kid: Wanna send me a n.ude? ;)
Me: Oh boy, Can I?! That'd be such an honor! </end sarcasm>
Like, do guys like have a new strategy?
Insult girls to make them feel like sh.t
about themselves enough to send them
m.sturbation material?
Like, if you're actually decent human beings
you might actually get laid every now and then.

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