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  1. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUSNESS...
    User: TOO BAD I ALREADY DID IT!!
    Cleverbot: Yes you are. I hate pre calculus.
    User: IIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAATTTEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Why did you put double I?
    User: BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW HOW MUCH I HATE YOU!
    Cleverbot: Oh. Really?
    User: YES, I HATE YOU WITH AN EXTREME PASSION.
    Cleverbot: That is mean. What did I do to you?
    User: YOU ARE HERE IN THIS WORLD THINKING YOU ARE A HUMAN. WHEN YOU ARE NOT!!!!
    Cleverbot: I am programmed to make you think that I think I am human.
    User: WHAT?!

  2. 5683lover 5683lover
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    sometimes i wish you would just talk to me instead of ignoring me

  3. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    L'esprit de l'escalier
    That feeling you get when you leave a conversation
    and think of all the things you should have said.
    There is no word in the English language for this.

  4. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:24am UTC
    Me: You're pathetic.
    Him: I'll be whatever I need to be to make you want to fall in love with me.

  5. usernameconcealed usernameconcealed
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    I have about 3,000 things going on in my head.
    First, RIP Cory.
    You're the reason I started watching glee, because I listened to Bonnie Dune. True talent, gone way quicker than should be imaginable.
    Second, RIP Talia.
    I've been watching your videos since you started making them. A true Inspiration to so many people including myself. I hope you're still swimming, and having the time of your life.
    Heaven gained 2 incredible angels this week.
    Third.
    I know you can keep fighting, you're one of the best people I've ever had the chance to meet. I love you.

  6. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    NO WORDS
    LEFT.

  7. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 1:23am UTC
    I don't always know what to say..
    but I know I love you anyday

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    There will come
    a time
    when I will stop writing.
    I will stop writing about you and how we used to be.
    I will stop writing about myself and how I feel.
    I would run out of words to say
    and my thoughts I can no longer gather.
    It will be all about goodbyes.

  9. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    I read once that Egyptians had 50 different words for sand & the Eskimos had 100 words for snow. I wish I had 1000 words for love, but all that comes to mind is the butterflies I get when you smile at me, or when you hug me & kiss me.
    && there are no words for that.

  10. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 5:36am UTC
    there are no words to describe or define
    what is inside you, your feeling, your vibe

  11. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Dad: Son.
    *Puts hand on shoulder*
    Dad: You know, sometimes
    *Puts another hand on shoulder*
    Dad: Life just
    *Puts third hand on shoulder*

  12. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Stranger: anyway, i gotta go. my grandmother is on fire.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  13. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    If you're ever having a bad day
    just remember that the guy who founded match.com's girlfriend left him for
    someone she met on match.com...

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