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Anujsomany
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December 20, 2016 11:53pm UTC
“The problem in telling the people as who not the good person is , is that he ends up getting often even more support of most of them than he used to enjoy it earlier.”
~Anuj Somany

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DuckRepairer
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June 11, 2013 12:49pm UTC
"Enjoy it now kid, your life will get much worse later..."
(The best advice from a stranger)

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DuckRepairer
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June 11, 2013 12:41pm UTC
I wanted to explain that I am constantly overestimating and underestimating the human race-that rarely do I ever simply estimate it.
- Markus Zusak

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DuckRepairer
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June 10, 2013 11:47am UTC
He said “I love you”. I sneezed and said “Sorry I am alergic to BULLS**T”

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DuckRepairer
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June 5, 2013 12:14pm UTC
Everyones got a Prince Charming.
Mine just took a wrong turning
got lost
and is too stubborn
to ask for directions.

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Vic Fuentes*
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March 5, 2013 3:40am UTC
How are you so sure that inside that banana peel is a banana?
For all we know, it could be a chocolate bar.

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