Best None Quotes This Week

fool's gold*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 8:49pm UTC

It's not true that you can't
love others if you don't love yourself.
Some put all the love they have
into others and are left with none to keep. ♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 11:45pm UTC

it's the remix to ignition,
college student edition.
i eat poptarts for dinner,
i can't afford my tuition.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 11:42pm UTC

i hope they serve jack daniels in hell

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 11:07am UTC

Scientist: "On average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week."
Me: "You mean per day."
Scientist: "what?"
Me: "what?"

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YoungForever_723*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Think they're your friends?
Think again.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 10:15pm UTC

Me: *trips in hallway* OW. MY PRIDE

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 11:40pm UTC

honestly, i either way yogas
or leggings about 99% of the time

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friends_is_all_we_will_ever_be
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Normal Girls: I hate when guys fall all over me when I'm taken but completely ignore me when I'm single
Me: I hate when guys ignore me when I'm single and still ignore me when I'm STILL single

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 10:13am UTC

Me: *Shopping for bras*
Me: *Sees hot guy coming*
Me: Mom, hold the bras quick. I don't want him looking at me.
Mom: I don't think he'd even look at you without the bras.
Me:.....
Mom: And I'm not kidding.
Worst Part You Ask?
True Story.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:52am UTC

I watched the entire Adventure Time 7 hour marathon. I have not one bit of life.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 10:53pm UTC

and my love
at night is when i need you the most
but i know thats when you cant help me
because in your world
you will be asleep peacefully
while in mine i will be up all night
crying to myself
as the voices whisper to me
"you will never be loved"
"you are worthless"
and this is me.

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chelsearay6545
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 7:42pm UTC

How can you call your teenage daughter fat? You are supposed to be my mother. I hope you know I lost all respect for you. All of it. I end up in the hospital, just know its your fault.

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Alexisiscool
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:35pm UTC

None of you know how awesome I am! NONE OF you!

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Livy*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:32pm UTC

I'm not a morning person
or a night person.
I don't even think I am a person.
♥

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 11:06pm UTC

ERMAHGURDDDD!!!!!! NO HOMEWORK TODAY!!!!!! IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D :D

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NarryandMe*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 11:08am UTC

My Thought on Love
Feeling like I could at first,
then giving up in the end.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 11:04am UTC

Person: New Year, New Me. :)
Me: .....
Me: *Reports*
Me: *Unfollows*
Me: *Blocks*

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 2:49pm UTC

20 Day
Band
Challenge.
All Time
Low
1. Band basics.
2. First song you heard.
3. Your favorite song.
4. Your favorite album.
5. Your favorite band member.
6. Your favorite song title.
7. Your favorite album title.
8. Your favorite lyrics.
9. Your favorite photo of the band.
10. Your favorite album cover.
11. Best song-related memory.
12. Worst song-related memory.
13. Best song
14. Worst song.
15. Best album.
16. Worst album.
17. Most-played song.
18. Least-played song.
19. Most popular song overall.
20. Why is this your favorite band?
Day 16: Worst Album:
NONE! I love them all including Dirty Work!! :D
♥♥♥

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smiley_tana*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 7:33pm UTC

It says to write something original, but there isnt any originality on witty anymore.

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EdgeFace
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 12:37am UTC

I don't have a best friend. I have a lot of close friends, but none of them stand out as that 'best' friend. I really hate that term anyway. Best. I feel like you're telling all your other frienda they're not as important or something. Maybe that's why I don't have one, because I don't think like everyone else with one.

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