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  1. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Q: How many ears does Spock have?
    A: Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier.

  2. Basketballer100 Basketballer100
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    What do you do with a sick chemist?
    Well you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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