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posted a quote
February 4, 2014 6:54pm UTC

Why does no one tell me if we have people over?
I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if you're gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers.
We had 8 people over.
They saw

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 6:54am UTC

It is so cold outside.
so cold.
It's like the whole sky is screaming "D̫̗̖̫͜O̟̲̭̟ ̠̰͘Y̳̪O͎͚͓̠ͅU̷ ̞W̹̕A͕͕̹̱̲NT͈͎̥̝̺̫ ̜̳̝͎̥͕̘TO͉ B̸̗UI͟L͕̱D̷̻̼̱̞ ̰̘̺̻͕̼̥͝À̩ ͉̣̘͔̠̝̲͘S̵͕̣͍N̤̣͖̠͇̜O̶̮W̟̪͖̻̜ͅM̙̫͖̻̳̞AN̡͔̠͙?̤͈͍"

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 3:58pm UTC

no mom,
do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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posted a quote
November 28, 2013 4:42pm UTC

friend: Zoë Nightshade is such a star!
me:
friend:
me: did you just

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Finding out your crush doesn't like you...
half of you is like
"Nevermind I'll find someone like youuuuu"
and the other half is like
"NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN"

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crazyshaelie
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May 15, 2013 6:19pm UTC

"You promised not to tell."
And H i t l e r promised not to invade Czeckoslovakia.
Welcome to the real world.

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