Narnia Quotes

AwkwardTouchTuesday
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February 27, 2013 3:58pm UTC

A Student: I don't have my homework.
My Teacher: Where is it?
Student: Narnia

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ChocoTaco
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February 26, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Locations of favorite band's concert
2% Near you
98% Narnia or some place unknown to the rest of the world.

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Blue_Rose
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February 18, 2013 4:14pm UTC

The Awkward Moment
When you go into your wardrobe
looking for Narnia
but find
Monsters Inc.
Instead.

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writtenrain*
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February 4, 2013 7:47pm UTC

"GROW UP - get a life."
Excuse me?
I'm perfectly content, and let me tell you, I am not changing.
I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never even sent. (It was lost in the mail)
Where my closet never lead to Narnia (The passage way is broken)
Where my book will never take me to the Hundred Acre Woods (Pooh got lost)
Or where magic doesn't even exist (The wizards are hiding from the muggles)
I don't want to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us daily.
I refuse to go where vampires and werewolves don't exist
or where fantasies are just that - fantasies.
"Grow up - get a life"
Well you know what? Have fun in the real world.
And may the odds be ever in your favor.

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captainsassy
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February 3, 2013 11:31am UTC

Guy 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Guy 2: Dude you were in my closet shouting ''Where the hell is Narnia?''

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Fαy Στylες*
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February 2, 2013 6:10pm UTC

My pencil case has EVERYTHING in it .
Seriously you can find pens , pencils , rubbers , combs , mirrors ,batteries , cell phones , gums , hairlclips , perfumes , tissues , barbie's shoes ,
mini posters , cheat sheets .
I wonder if Narnia is somewhere in there too...

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mrsivyweasley
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January 29, 2013 3:22pm UTC

When I was eight, I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When I was eleven, my Hogwarts letter didn't come.
When I was twelve, my satyr didn't come to bring me to Camp Half Blood.
Gandalf, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm fifty.

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batmancupcake57girl
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January 24, 2013 7:39pm UTC

When i was 8, i didnt find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When i was 11, my Hogwarts letter didnt come.
When i was 12, my satyr didnt show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
Gandalf,
Im counting on you to take me on an adventure when im 50.

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