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Best Mythoughts Quotes This Month

  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    My thoughts at school.
    Science teacher: ...and then he discovered electrons by using the cathode ray tube!
    Me: cathode ray tube
    Me: cathode ray
    Me: cathode
    Me: cathode
    Me: CATS
    Me: wait i'm hungry
    Me: don't you dare tell me to wait you female puppy
    Me: oh wait which question do you want me to answer??

  2. ForeverSouless ForeverSouless
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    I’m starting to believe that Steve’s quotes aren’t necessarily faved because we understand them, but because it was posted by, well, Steve.

  3. crustacea0305 crustacea0305
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    If people could hear my thoughts,
    I'm pretty sure the world would be traumatized.

  4. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    *My thoughts during school*
    wow look at all these h.oes
    I Hate you and you oh and you
    DAAAYUUUM BOY WASSUP!! ;D
    Ugh its cold
    wow I actually get this
    F.uck this sh/t ill be a drug dealer
    touch me and you die
    I dont want to go home
    Someone shoot me ._.
    SHINY!! O.O
    Oooo I like that shirt....just not on you
    WHAT! we have a test tommorrow wtf??
    Hmmm Maybe I should start on my assignment....Pffft! Ill do it later
    Damn my bus takes forever -_-
    Bus!!! is here whoo! :D
    Later b/tches!!! :D

  5. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Okay, I just want to take the time to talk about something.
    Judgment.
    We all judge people, so if you've ever said you haven't, you're lying.
    It is human nature to judge people, places, things, etc.
    From the time you're a little kid, you're told to stay away from 'shady' looking people.
    Whoever raised you taught you to judge people and at the same time told you not to do it.
    When you went to the park, or the mall, or wherever.
    Whenever your parents saw someone who looked weird or like they would murder you,
    they would say, "Honey, don't go near that person, they're bad." Or something along those lines.
    Then they turn right around and say it's not nice to judge people.
    We cannot survive without judgment. We need it to survive.
    If someone threatened to kill you would you think, "I don't know how I feel about this"?
    Would you have to think about whether or not it's safe?
    No.
    You know that if someone legtitimatally threatens to kill you, it's dangerous.
    We need judgment to survive.
    But what we don't need is to say those judgments.
    If you keep your judgments about people in your head, nothing bad can happen.
    You are free to think whatever you want,
    but saying you think someone is fat, ugly, annoying, stupid, etc. is not okay.
    Thank you.

  6. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2015 3:03am UTC
    ☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾
    And they'll ask "Is he the one?"
    and f.ck, he should be,
    and f.ck, he isn't.
    ☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 2:42am UTC
    I'd rather someone like me
    because of my personality
    than be liked because
    they like the way I look...

  8. LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    If I look at a mirror,
    that's how I appear on the outside.
    Happy.
    If I break that mirror,
    that's how I feel on the inside.
    Broken. Shattered.

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    The Reese's commercial just came on where the peanut butter jar and the chocolate bunny meet and they go to "kiss" And then a plume of smoke arises and then poof there's a Reese's egg.
    How da füq do a bunny and a jar make an egg?

  10. LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    I'm not a genius.
    I'm not gorgeous.
    I'm not artistic.
    I'm not outgoing.
    I'm not perfect.
    I'm not good enough for this.
    I'm not good enough for that.
    I'm not good enough for them.
    I'm not good enough for him.

  11. aliceinmathland aliceinmathland
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    I wonder why i was born. I wonder why i am myself, why i have this personality, why i like that, why i do this, why i look like this. Why i was born on Earth, in this family, in this life? What is it all? Who decided?

  12. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Don't worry about the future.
    Things will get better. Even if you think that they won't. I thought they never would, but they did. It takes a lot of sacrifice though. Don't think happiness is easy. It's not. It requires letting go, being kind to everyone, many tears, and applying yourself to be able to do all of this. It may feel like it's not paying off now, but believe me it will.
    Don't give up, okay?
    Promise?

  13. DeathlyHallows DeathlyHallows
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    If I could be a boy for one day in my life, I'd asked someone to kick me in the b.alls just to know the feeling.

  14. LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Don't trust too much.
    Don't love too much.
    Don't hope too much.
    Because that "too much"
    can hurt you
    so much.

  15. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Would a video game called 'Potatoes of Doom' be awesome?

  16. LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    It's easy to fall apart completely
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  17. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    i want to sneak out & run away,,
    but then i realize, i have no one to sneak out with
    a n d n o w h e r e t o r u n t o .

  18. LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    And there ain't no healing
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    from cutting yourself with the jagged edgeText here text here text here
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  19. AubreeMae AubreeMae
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 2:38pm UTC

    I wasn't prepared for death. Nobody is.
    You lose someone you love more than you love yourself, and you get a crash of mortality. You lie awake night after night, wondering if you really believe in Heaven and Hell and finding all kinds of reasons to cling to faith, because you can't bare to believe that they aren't out there somewhere, a few whispered words of a prayer away.

  20. LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    And everyday
    I hate my life
    just a little bit more.
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