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June 12, 2015 4:01am UTC

Dear Diary,
So there's this girl my sister invited to her party, and she's friends with a girl I used to be "friends" with (I really hated her but whatever). And I'm worried if my sister's friend comes she'll out me to my family.
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Witty Wittian *
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May 18, 2015 12:15am UTC

Dear Diary,
This is my second entry. But, I have $50 to buy books tomorrow. Yay. I can buy Joey Graceffa's book! I hope I get to go to Barnes and Nobles. I just reaaalllly want new books, is that too much to ask for?
Sincerely,
I would like to get started on my pretty cool library.
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May 17, 2015 11:12pm UTC

Dear diary,
It makes me really mad when people deny the existence of illnesses. I don't get it. Like, you aren't that person, ya feel? You can't know for sure what they go through.
Anywho, my cat is outside and the air conditioner is in the window. Also National Treasure is on t.v., but I don't really like it.
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May 17, 2015 5:00pm UTC

Dear diary,
Today I ate breakfast. It was good. I also ate lunch. I want to make brownies now, but it is 5 o'clock and I will have to make dinner soon.
I'm making pork chops. And beans. And vegetables. Also the blood of the innocent. Except you don't really make that (though it makes a great cocktail.)
Sincerely,
I'm not a vampire.
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Witty Wittian *
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May 11, 2015 9:48pm UTC

Dear diary,
Please just give me money to buy books. And a camera. Thaanks
Sincerely,
All I want in life is a pretty cool library
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May 11, 2015 9:46pm UTC

Dear Diary,
Who designed the Captain America sheild? What is the inspiration behind it? Someone at WalMart was talking about it and now I'm wondering.
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May 10, 2015 9:11pm UTC

Dear Diary,
People are dumb, I want a bunny.
Sincerely, I'm not joking, people are so dumb
P.S. Farts.
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May 9, 2015 3:55pm UTC

Dear Diary,
We had pizza for dinner last night. It was from Domino's. Then I had leftovers for lunch. It is hot today and the sun is shining, and someone is mowing their grass I think. I just took a poop, and my stomach feels weird. Well, Ta-Ta for now.
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May 8, 2015 11:36am UTC

Dear Diary,
It was a good day filled with laughs, and hysterics. For one, Hannah and I caught something on fire in lab today (and spent a good half hour cry-laughing about the whole thing) and two Alex and I got a sugar high from glucose, and wasted chem going round forcing people to smell test tubes since him and I were both convinced it smelt like caramel, and didn't want anyone missing out on the amazing smell that is burnt sugar.
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May 8, 2015 2:30am UTC

Dear Diary,
Good news!! I took a dump this morning and the poop floated. That means I'm in perfect health.
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May 7, 2015 6:30pm UTC

Dear Diary,
Politics is ridiculous and the UK is a poop.
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May 7, 2015 5:55pm UTC

Dear Diary,
The sun is out. Thank goodness. It's finally looking like things might turn out in my favor. Lunch was good, but we went somewhere I didn't like. Bye for now! #MyPersonalDiary

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