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Witty Wittian *

Status: Old Witty Was Bae

Member Since: 7 May 2015 05:10pm

Last Seen: 6 Feb 2016 02:47pm

user id: 391128

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  1. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2016 11:21am EST
    If I can stop one heart from breaking,
    I shall not live in vain;
    If I can ease one life, the aching,
    Or cool one pain,
    Or help one fainting robin unto his nest again,
    I shall not live in vain.
    — Emily Dickinson

  2. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2016 11:20am EST
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    i'm nobody! who are you?
    are you nobody too?
    then there's a pair of us -- don't tell!
    they'd banish us, you know.
    how dreary to be someone!
    how public, like a frog
    to tell your name the livelong day
    to an admiring bog
    - Emily Dickinson
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  3. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2016 11:10am EST
     
     Keep
    your face always towards ♥
     
     the sunshine, and
    the 
                 shadows will fall
     
     
    beHind
    You.
       
    - Walt
    Whitman

  4. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2016 9:37am EST
    Are gods really gods if no one believes in them anymore?
    Zeus takes walks in the rain and tries to talk up joggers in central park. When they bolt, or only return his advances with polite smiles that look like fence posts too high for even him to jump, he sighs. He tells them he is a god, and his words echo back to him, accompanied by laughter. No one believes him He picks up his wife, who might be his sister in this time, in a beat up car with a beautiful flame job, Hera is a marriage counselor with peacock feather bags under her eyes, her advice falls on her own deaf ears as her jealous eyes roam over every girl they pass, and she is right to. She knows this. She has always known.
    Poseidon’s hands are rough and calloused, he raises cargo too heavy for a man his age, the young ones say. He laughs his fisherman’s laugh, all depths and riptide, because no one should be his age. He reminds himself he is one of the lucky ones, he gets to be around what he loves. He may not have his dominion any more, but salt water and sun still weather his face.
    Hades stalks the streets at night, women cross the street to avoid him, and he smiles with his needle-teeth, they are right to. This winter he is without a bride, and he still wants to usher souls into the afterlife, the pistol hangs heavy in his pocket, his tongue glints gold, the coin to pay his Charon, his most loyal employee. He brings knives to gunfights and guns to fistfights, he stands with his arms out like their new God, these fickle humans, he welcomes the bullets. He dares them to kill him. They try.
    Ares and Athena spit curses laced with whiskey from across dive bar floors, they are moving human pawns across a chessboard. They were strategists before they were gangsters, but it doesn’t matter now.
    Apollo sings in a nightclub, his crooning voice from a forgotten time. He has his sister’s blood under his fingernails, from stitching up wound after wound, Artemis forgets she is not invincible anymore. He sings about the moon and wonders where she is, picking a fight with some would-be rapist, maybe it’s Zeus. It’s probably Zeus. Again.
    Dionysus drinks away their shared pain, dealing LSD in dark alleyways, he whispers sweet promises and his followers believe him, he was human once and he can be again, like wine, he knew nothing so sweet could have lasted forever. Icarus sidles up to his side, asking if he’s got anything that can make you feel like you can fly. In this life, he is a junkie, and Daedalus watches with ancient, sad eyes. Icarus is melting and Dionysus is letting him.
    Hestia sits by the hearth and waits for her family to come home. And she listens while they all curse their immortality. She shakes her head slow and clicks her tongue, I know, my darlings, I know.
    Are gods really gods if no one believes in them anymore? Does it matter?
    "Are the gods really gods?"
    Marissa dakin, 2015

  5. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2016 9:04am EST
    Because to influence a person is to give him one's own soul. He does not think his natural thoughts, or burn with his natural passions. His virtues are not real to him. His sins, if there are such things as sins, are borrowed. He becomes an echo of someone else's music, an actor of a part that has not been written for him."
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  6. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2016 8:59am EST
    “...Genius lasts longer than Beauty. That accounts for the fact that we all take such pains to over-educate ourselves. In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place. The thoroughly well-informed man--that is the modern ideal. And the mind of the thoroughly well-informed man is a dreadful thing. It is like a bric-a-brac shop, all monsters and dust, with everything priced above its proper value.”
    ( Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray )
    Amenah's format

  7. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 10:55pm EST
    What a shame. We grew up never believing that we were
    beautiful,
    because no one ever told us that we were. We made friends who
    liked to complain about their stomachs, noses, and the size of
    their thighs. And we joined in because that's what you do,
    isn't it? And so, we never told ourselves, either.
    In 8th grade, a boy we barely knew calls us fat. We will
    never know if he
    was joking, or why. We were bullied about our long, messy hair.
    So we chop it all off. And we became invisible. It was years
    before we resurfaced, before we learned to do things just for the
    sake of ourselves.
    Someone tells us we're beautiful, and now, we
    don't believe them. But, we
    have new friends and they tell us, too. And then we hear it from
    a stranger. Mom apologizes for not telling us enough when we were
    younger. And slowly, we start to belive it. And now, we know.
    We know that, despite everything we'd been told,
    being beautiful has
    nothing to do with our worth. But, how unfortunate, we think,
    that we couldn't know we were beautiful until someone else
    told us that we were.
    We were never even told it was an option.

  8. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 10:52pm EST
     
    Group
    Assignments
    Person: I have an idea
    Me:
    So did Hïtler 

  9. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2015 1:22am EST
    Happy Christmas Eve :)

  10. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2015 1:19am EST
    I finished my christmas list I can’t wait
    -$1,000,000 in cash
    -boyfriend
    -the souls of those who have displeased me this year
    -another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
    -food

  11. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2015 1:06am EST
    Have yourself a
    merry Christmas
    ►●◄◄
    Format by Breeze

  12. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2015 1:05am EST
    Why is Santa’s sack so big?
    Because he only comes once a year

  13. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2015 1:01am EST
    uGLy
    CHRiSTMaS
    SWeaTeRS
    are not ugly. they're
    freaking adorable.
    Format by Breeze

  14. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2015 11:44am EST
    THEY TOLD ME 
    That to    make her 
     Fall 
       IN LOVE,
    I had to             make
    her
    LAUGH.
    But  
        everytime      
     she
     L  A
     U G H S
       
     I'm       the       one
        who
     falls  in   love.
    ♥           ♥  
         
     ♥

  15. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2015 11:41am EST
    pros of dating
    me:
    you're dating me
    cons of dating me:
    you're dating me

  16. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2015 11:38am EST
     
    Be yourself.
     

  17. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2015 11:37am EST
    Everything I hate: Volume One
    - Slow wifi
    - No wifi
    - Most people in my town
    - Close minded people
    - Openly judgemental people(they arent afraid to insult you
    without regard for your thoughts or feelings)
    - People who insult Lady Gaga's fashion sense
    - People who think having more money makes them better than
    everyone
    - People who think being bisexual isnt a thing
    - People who have to argue with everything
    (ex. "Want some bubble gum? its really good" "well
    not EVERYONE likes bubble gum" )
    - Slow lines at the store
    - Pepsi max
    - When you want to text a picture and it takes hours to send
    - When you press send but it doesnt send
    - When someone who is a year older than me calls me
    "kid"
    - Teachers who hate you for no reason
    - The mini candy bars
    - Studying
    - Summer homework
    - Those pencils that the led breaks every five minutes
    - People who snoop through my phone
    - Sneaky parents
    - Hypocrites
    - Probably you lol
     

  18. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2015 11:34am EST
    Fav this if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina George.

  19. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2015 11:33am EST
    How to attract the common white
    girl:
    - Sit in a circle of uggs
    - Pour Starbucks all over yourself
     -Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa
    Carlton really loud
    - Sit and wait

  20. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2015 11:30am EST
         
                     
                     
                     
                 so this guy who
    suffers from premature e'jaculation comes out of
    nowhere
     

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