Dear diary,
Today I ate breakfast. It was good. I also ate lunch. I want to
make brownies now, but it is 5 o'clock and I will have to make
dinner soon.
I'm making pork chops. And beans. And vegetables. Also the
blood of the innocent. Except you don't really make that
(though it makes a great cocktail.)
Sincerely,
I'm not a vampire.
#MyPersonalDiary
Dear diary, Today I ate breakfast. It was good. I also ate lunch.
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May 17, 2015 5:00pm