Best Mrkrabs Quotes This Month

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I turned into Squidward when I got annoyed
with all the childish people around me
I turned into Spongebob when I
decided to have fun with my life
I turned into Mr. Krabs when I tried
to save my money and not waste it
I turned into Plankton when I got obsessed
with my computer and practically married it
And I turned into Patrick when I stopped being
social and practically lived under a rock

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 2:49pm UTC

Bee boo boo bop? Boo boo bee bop? Not bee boo boo beep? Bop?
Beep? Boo boo bop?

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC

shout out to Mr Krabs for being a single father tryna raise a whale. I feel you homie. Keep doing you

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swaggin_destiny
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 8:27am UTC

Destiny! Wanna hear a joke?
Uh, sure. Whats the joke?
Mr.Krabs Lives In Bikini Bottoms.
Yeah with spongebob.
Minutes later.
Hahahahahahahah! OMG! I JUST GOT THAT.
#TRUESTORY

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randomcrayon12
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 12:37am UTC

Mr. Krabs: " Spongebob, i need that hat back."
Spongebob: " Why?"
Mr. Krabs: " Well, Patrick told me not
to tell you, but he said you look like a girl."
Spongebob: "Am i a pretty girl?"
Mr. Krabs: " Uuuhh, you're beauiful!"
Mailman: o.e ...
Mr. Krabs: *facepalm*

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Christopher Robin*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 3:31am UTC

I've learned that...
Loaning money to friends and relatives causes them to get amnesia.

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PrimarilyParamore*

posted a quote
October 18, 2013 10:39pm UTC

Mr. Krabs:
"You wouldn't
know what
cool
was if
I locked
you in
the freezer!"
Spongebob:
"For your
information Mr. Krabs,
Squidward has
locked me
in the
freezer so,
I think
I know
what cool
means."
- Spongebob Squarepants
"Wigstruck"

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PrimarilyParamore*

posted a quote
November 13, 2014 3:07pm UTC

“
Remember licking
doorknobs is
illegal on
other planents.
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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