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pinky001

1. pinky001
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2013 10:00pm UTC
   CAN I GET A HELL YEA
   HELL YEA!!!
   OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
   AINT NOBODY, MAKES ME HAPPY, MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAY!!!
   #rememberBigMama
   
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2. pinky001
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   August 2, 2013 9:51pm UTC
   me: HEY TAY-TAY
   Taylor Lautner: shut-up -_-
   
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3. pinky001
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2013 9:38pm UTC
   me: do me a favor,
   you: what.
   me: look a way while i steal your wallet...
   you: what why???
   me: if you dont see me, it wont ruin our friendship...
   
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4. pinky001
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   August 2, 2013 9:35pm UTC
   mr.krabs is @ a funeral...
   CHA-CHING
   mr.krabs: MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! *laughing hysterically and runs off*
   
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5. pinky001
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   August 2, 2013 9:32pm UTC
   I ACCEPT CASH!!!
   $$$ #MONEY $$$
   
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6. pinky001
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 2:38pm UTC
   all the haters on here need to get their own life and stop ruining others...
   
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7. pinky001
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   July 30, 2013 2:23pm UTC
   LIKE A HIPPIE
   
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8. pinky001
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   July 30, 2013 2:15pm UTC
   Degrassi
   
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9. pinky001
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   July 30, 2013 2:11pm UTC
   CAPTAIN
   DUMPLINGS!!!!
   
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10. pinky001
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    July 30, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    coolkids: Blah blah scary movie, blah blah which one?
    me trying to be cool: So I hear u need a scary movie... I got one... Elmo's 1st Halloween...
    *leans on table* Yeah... I meant to put my hand in potatoe salad.... *runs*
    XD
    
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11. pinky001
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    July 30, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    BOYS: mindless, dumb, clueless.
    But they make up for it by bein' cute!!!
    And boys!!!!
    
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12. pinky001
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    July 30, 2013 12:45am UTC
    how do change ur status???
    some one help me!!!
    
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13. pinky001
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    July 30, 2013 12:40am UTC
    i need to check into Elvis' HeartBreak Hotel...
    into room: just got dumped by txt
    
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14. pinky001
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    July 30, 2013 12:31am UTC
    Philosophy Question #38
    sometimes, i wonder if unicorns really poop out rainbows???
    
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15. pinky001
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 12:26am UTC
    HAPPY B-DAY LUVR!!!
    I LUV U EILEEN!!!!
    
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16. pinky001
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    July 30, 2013 12:21am UTC
    we break up
    i hate you
    you call me
    i love you
    
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17. pinky001
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    July 30, 2013 12:16am UTC
    if u need too cry,
    my shoulder doesnt have plans this weekend...
    
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18. pinky001
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    July 29, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    me: *slowly turning away from mirror*
    mirror me: wait do go
    me: why
    mirror me: i love you
    me: i love you too
    mirror me: will you marry me?
    me: Oh god, YES!!!
    
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19. pinky001
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    guy: I love you. Your lips are perfect. Your eys sparkle like the stars. You-
    me: Just shut up and kiss me
    
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20. pinky001
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    chelsea: any one wann cry with me?
    me: I'll get the ice cream and chickflicks
    
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