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happiest*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 2:24pm UTC

maybe i can watch this hour long movie in ten minutes

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 2:21pm UTC

Don't ask me what my favorite of anything is unless you want me to have
a stressful inernal struggle for several minutes trying to decide

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X_Bethan_X
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June 2, 2013 11:21am UTC

ME: I'll do it in five minutes
ME: it's been an hour already
Me : I'll do it in five minutes

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I swear microwave minutes
is longer than regular minutes.

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Failure*
posted a quote
April 28, 2015 11:24pm UTC

Dear Friend,
Whenever we start talking again, it's like we never stopped.
I can't imagine my life without you. You make my sadness disappear
with your beautiful smile. I wish I could have met you years ago,
beacuse maybe I wouldn't be so sad all the time now, but I'm not
going to lie it hurts me more to see you sad.
Thank you for being my friend
-Alex

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 8:30pm UTC

Sometimes we are only given
a few minutes to be with
the one we love.
And thousands of hours
to spend thinking about them.

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 6:57pm UTC

Mom 4 hours ago: "We're only staying for 30 minutes."

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SundriedSeed
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 11:15pm UTC

i spend my weekdays
counting down to the weekend
i spend my daytimes
counting down to nighttime
i spend my minutes
counting down to a new hour
i spend all of my time
counting time, wasting time
and i don't want to anymore

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CookiesMonStaa
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 12:01pm UTC

Rules for texting a girl:
1) Use good grammer
2)Ask questions
3)Use smiley faces
4)Don't take 4O minutes to reply

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jahn79*
posted a quote
October 26, 2015 8:08pm UTC

Seven
counting the hours
one minute to go
I tried to help
a deal made
promises
make it now
price goes up
better be quick
I am a man
such beauty I know
no energy to stand
smiles and tears
hope for tomorrow
survivor for now
the time I thought
surrounded by love
who ate the candy
no popcorn today
to much pain
your heart is full
best not to count
I did as you asked

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skylarlovestrains
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:38pm UTC

*preppy girl at mall with TONS of makeup on and the size of a twig.*
"GIrls, I think I weigh too much bleh bleh bleh."
This goes on for like 10 minutes so I finally say
"Maybe, if you took off all the makeup you'd loose a good 20-30 pounds."
It may have been rude..but it was true.

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iamlegend1998
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 7:13pm UTC

There's not enough minutes in an hour or hours in a day.

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skylarlovestrains
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 11:18pm UTC

All the SAW movies put together are 666 minutes in length.

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ygfamilycomp
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 8:44pm UTC

For every mintue you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness

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